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Negotiating Peace with Mahmoud Abbas

Here is a comprehensive guide to deciding whether to negotiate a peace deal with Abu Mazen or with my cat, Chichi.

1. Wants peace.
Abu Mazen: maybe
Chichi: maybe

2. Can exert influence over Palestinian terrorists.
Abu Mazen: no
Chichi: no

3. Is an elected representative of a constituent population.
Abu Mazen: no
Chichi: no

4. High risk of stealing things that aren’t his.
Abu Mazen: yes
Chichi: yes

5. Will get hair all over your jacket during the meetings.
Abu Mazen: no
Chichi: yes.

Based on my analysis, the benefits of negotiating peace with Abu Mazen are clear.
 

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